Mystery at 205 eastern heights dr.

Cut to: a peaceful morning the day after a strong rain on seemingly peaceful porch. The bird feeder has been overturned. What’s left of its contents lay scattered around. A Styrofoam head sits by (yes we have a Styrofoam head on our porch, its best not to ask questions,) a small piece of its head missing and few noticeable scratch marks dug into its cranium. Pan across to see a seemingly untouched insect cage, until we see a side had been ripped open, a few claw marks remain in the mesh.

What happened that night? That fateful night on eastern heights drive... DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM

... I think it was a raccoon. Ryan is thinking it was a tiny zombie (like a leprechaun zombie, or dwarf zombie, or baby zombie) after BRAINNNNNNSSSSSSSSS and got confused by the Styrofoam

The question now is...WILL THE UNKNOWN BEAST RETURN?!?!?!?!? DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUMMMMMMMM

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

There's part of a condom wrapper on the floor in my office! How the hell did it get there! I must have tracked it in on my bag!!

I noticed it while in the middle of my meeting WITH MY ADVISOR, COLE!!

I couldn't do anything once I saw it. What could I do? If I went for it I would have drawn attention to it. did he see it. oh god, does he think i had sex in the office! i didn't! but there it is, durex, plan and obvious, staring up at me. how do you finish a meeting after seeing that! oh god. it was right on the floor infront of him there's no way he didn't see it. oh my god oh my god oh my god. I'm mortified

Heyo!!

I'm still alive. Its been a while. I went to switerland? School ended and I'm still waiting around for my summer to start, my katydids are still prepubescent.

I'm sleepy, but switerland: freakin gorgeous, full of decent people, most of which speak english which was nice. new town and hotels every night. new crazy food. they don't eat till late and they don't like to leave a check so dinners were always a little wierd. I took ryan to a natural history museum. ahha. that was awesome, it was full of the most random things, which probably would seem more coherent if there were english translations... went inside some crazy awesome, old churches. the architecture is so diverse and old, yet all the hotels were very contemporary and newly renovated. I definitely recommend switzerland to anyone.

I just started up a facebook so you can see pictures from switerland and from my sister's wedding. Remember that? My mom still hasn't sent me the official copies so they all say the photographers name on them. I stole them off the internet.

Facebook took forever, uh. energy. i had trouble finding people's names. and i think i friend requested the wrong person, which is going to be awkward when I try to friend the real friend and they see their name...hmm